Live Your Life by a Compass, Not a clock...
Stairs are too hard.
I believe I can fly.
That looks like it will end badly.I don't think I would try it,(course I'm not drunk right now),but my first thought is that people usually get what they deserve.
Cletus about to learn Newton's Third Law of Motion much to his friends amusement
Rob was about to discover why stunt men never do high falls face first--Ray
NASA budget constraints severely limited potential astronauts' weightlessness training.
Having dropped his magic flying hammer, someone was about to become Mighty Thor.
Look I'm Superfly Jimmy Snuka
lol...Don't you know: God looks after drunks and the fools...The guy is completely safe... Been there... ;-)
The last great words of a redneck "yall watch this shit"
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