A little "à propos" joke sent in my James... ;-)
The Christian Bear
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,
admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had
created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers!
What beautiful animals!", he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a
rustling in the bushes behind. As he turned to look,
he saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran
as fast as he could up the path.
He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear
was closing in on him. He tried to run even faster,
so scared that tears were coming to his eyes.