Bless You My Snack...

A little "à propos" joke sent in my James... ;-)

The Christian Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, 

admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had 

created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! 

What beautiful animals!", he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a 

rustling in the bushes behind. As he turned to look, 

he saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran 

as fast as he could up the path.

He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear 

was closing in on him. He tried to run even faster, 

so scared that tears were coming to his eyes.

Spring Has Sprung.... In The Lab?

Flowers that are actually Microscopic Crystals.

They look for all the world like a collection of flowers bursting into life. Yet in fact, these are microscopic crystals grown in a Harvard laboratory. Measuring just microns across, they were created to assemble themselves a molecule at a time.

The team say the work, carried out on glass slides, is able to control the process of crystal growth so precisely it can create curved and delicate shapes, that don't resemble the cubic or jagged forms normally associated with crystals.

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Bluebird Of Happiness?

~ Image removed due to Copyright Infringement ~

BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS, MY ASS !!

Do I look happy?? It's Friggin' Freezing. 

There's snow up my ass, all the food's covered 

with 3 feet of this white shit, and you want ME to sing?

Piss Off!! Next year, I'm flyin' to Jamaica and smoking dope!! 

~

Sweetly emailed to me by Terry, 

apparently he saw this and thought of me.... LMFAO!!

Thanks Terry, you made me grin shamelessly 

in the checkout line at the grocery store... ;-)

What REAL Women Find Sexy. By Wiserangel

I HAVE BEEN ON A QUEST. MissK asked me to help her find hunks for Filfy Friday, and I'm beginning to think it's an impossible dream. You type in sexy and get all sorts of hard bodies glistening with some sort of oil posed with their hands somehow cupping their crotches.  All pecs, delts, biceps & triceps, and the prerequisite six pack. Some of these dudes have an 8 pack, and I swear to God, one had a 12-pack. But I digress.

Shirtless, tight jeans, chiseled features, perfect hair, clean nails, meh....

Where are the REAL men? So I sat down to list what I, a REAL III woman, find sexy in a man; and maybe if someone sees pics that fit this image, they can send them on to MissK. So here we go:

• Strong does NOT mean muscle bound. If you've got muscles from working hard, that's one thing; but if you are so well-defined a 1st year med student can identify your musculature, you're spending too much time in the gym. NOT sexy. And knock it off with the oil. I want my men glistening with sweat.
  
  
• Women are not that turned on by blatant nudity. We'd rather look at a fully clothed man and wonder what it would be like to undress him and discover for ourselves. We're adventurous explorers at heart. So dudes in Speedos or thongs, uh-uh.
  
  
• Hair, um, yes, no, maybe. Actually guys, and pay very close attention, real men don't spend hours fucking with their hair. If you've got it, wash it, comb it, cut it occasionally. If you don't, don't worry about it, but for God's sake, no comb-overs. Embrace your baldness. Some of the sexiest men alive are bald.
  
  
• I love men's faces, especially when they show character. Butter smooth, chiseled jaw, bedroom eyes lowered to half-mast. Meh. Give me tanned from working/playing outside, eyes that shine with intelligence (not book smarts) and good humor, lines around the eyes and mouth that say he's not a stranger to laughing and smiling, add a few hard-earned scars and we're good.
  
  
• Clothing? Doesn't really matter, gonna end up in a heap on the floor.

So there you have it, short and sweet. A man that works hard, plays hard, loves hard, fights hard, and snores in the recliner on Sunday afternoon. If ya'll can find THOSE pics, send 'em in.

That's what I'm talking about girl, thank you so much for this great write-up.