Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use, Toothpicks? Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ?
For a while there, I was wondering "Were the fuck did WB go"?? He use to comment all the time, then no more. Sure, he got out of line a few times, so I got a little bitchy... all in good fun, but still, didn't wanna scare the poor boy away ;-) Well it turns out he was real busy behind the scenes, working away at his own blog. Good for you WB. Now you can say what the fuck you want, and you don't have to give a shit if it rattles any feathers, because THAT is YOUR Domain :P
Congrats WB... you are added to my blogroll :-)
I pulled a few things off his site, just to give y'all an idea of what he likes to post. And of course, an Ample supply of hotties for his regular Rule 5 postings. After all, this is WildBill, aka James we're talking about, eh ;-)
Mine is. She does this kinda shit all the time. If you leave anything on the edge of the desk, you know she'll knock it down. And she just sits there after, with that look of "what?" on her face. It's hilarious but annoying as hell at the same time :-)
President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York.
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "Red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle". The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President. They explained...