Live Your Life by a Compass, Not a clock...
Yes, children, I am the real Santa Claus. Come sit on my lap and I'll show you what I have for you in my sack...........
Did I ever tell you about the time I caught a fish with a penis THIS big?
Taminator, you know why the kids are laughing right? Volfram, they ain't buying it ;-)
I came this "close" to falling over the edge
When I was younger....it was this big!BobIII
"So anyways children, my van has no windows to keep the magic inside."
I have a magic candy cane...
"And you can keep your own doctor if you like him"
It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.
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