Live Your Life by a Compass, Not a clock...
Chocolates, pregnancy test, bullets. Turns the poor check-out guy white.(that was what we got just before we found out we were expecting our first little one)
Or maybe heavy duty garbage bags, a shovel, and some rope.... ;-)
How about a butterfly steak, some panties and cigarettes????Greenbow
condoms, a whole raw chicken, red lipstick
Heroditus, was that dark chocolat, or with nuts... ;-)Greenbow, I think that might "intrigue" the cashier... try again ;-)G1, I have to admit, yours is a little freaky... like wtf?!?
I have never, never done that, never neverbut i do think it would freak the casher outmmm maybe i should try it ;-)
Well if you do... you could add to the freak factor. Just get a little close to the cashier like you got a secret to share, and say in a low voice "Apple pie is better" then wink.... I Dare ya! ;D
bag of extra large zip tips, 3 large candles, and a feather duster
LOLit would have to be at a walmart that i never have been in and will never be in again
Millwright, I think you're in the "intriguing" realm too... ;-)Think WTF? kinda Freaky...Huge thing of Lube, Leopard Speedos, and a bunch of bananas.
G1, that would probably be best... ;-)
I know, I'm weird ;-)
Randall Munroe of XKCD did it in two: home pregnancy test and exactly one wire coathanger.
a clown costumea bottle of Dranoand a turkey baster
LOL ok now that's freaky.... I don't wanna know o_Obtw... almost said turkey baster in my last one ;-)
A plunger, a ping pong ball, and a tube of KY.Binoculars, a cel phone, and a tube of KY.A pork butt roast, some sexy panties, and a tube of KY.
LMFAO Timbo, you're on a roll :DGotta love that KY ;-)
Pregnancy test, condoms, and diapers
when I start shopping, the first thing I always put in the top basket of my cart is a box of those extra large condoms, just to see the reaction of others who pass me while I shop.
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