Live Your Life by a Compass, Not a clock...
"Mable, get me mah gun. Another one o' them humans got in the tent!"Also have a demotivational poster using this picture titled "Surprise rolls: This is what they mean by getting caught flat-footed" but I couldn't find the original link...
Something is fishy, the wrapper is open on this candy.
So you hairless apes enjoy the thrill of the hunt and the ecstasy of the kill...
OH! Hello There , How are you this morning
Naw, thats definitely an "OH SHIT!" moment.BobIII
....and I thought my gun was close O_o
Excuse me, but what the fuck do you think you're doing?
Pucker factor level 10.
"Excuse me, sir, is that your rifle behind me?"Reminds me of the old joke about the bear hunter."So there I was in the woods, I came around a tree, and ran smack dab into the biggest Grizzly I've ever seen!""Wow, Jim, what did you do? Did you give him both barrels?""Both barrels, hell. I gave him my whole gun!"
I'm getting some good ones today :-)
shit.all you can say.
Here Kitty kitty kitty!
you're sitting in my spot
I'd tell you I was scared, but I'd be lion.
Just keep saying "nice kitty" till I can get to my gun
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