Relax, Kick Your Feet Back...

And have a No Fret Day ;-)

Don't really care for a martini?

Just substitute for whatever you fancy :-)

~ Cheers ~

Word!

Good Afternoon :)

Have a Great Sunday :-)

Or So They Think... ;)

MissK ~ Arrr Matey!

In a Previous Life Perhaps ;-)

Does A Tailgate Count? ;)

Caption This...

Good Morning :)

Since some of you really like the Boardwalks ;-)

Would be very hard to leave this one alone if I was there....

Looking Back... @ Dildo? What The F*ck??

Back in November, I made a Blog War posts that was real fun to put together. Well I remembered all about it when I popped onto Woodsterman, aka Odie's Blog and saw This Post.... 

He made a very unique geography lesson

all about Fucking, Austria.

Yep, there is such a Town called Fucking...

So Grab a Fucking beer and Check out Odie's Post :-) 

...But first, check out the rest below ;-)

Makes me wonder what other "interesting" location

might be fun to cyber visit....

Perhaps Intercourse, or Condom?

Aye aye aye O_o

Here's a few more....

Gotta Run....

Got shit to do... laters ;-)

Don't Need No Stinking Whistle!

I Knew It!

~ Damn Duck is a Socialist ~

No wonder he's got all that money to give away.

And he's using "The Children"

Go figure o_O

Friday Reds ;)

Told ya it was gonna get warmer ;-)

~ TGIF ~

I feel a warm front coming up... ;-)

Good Morning World :)

Sweet Dreams... :)

Sleep Well.... ;-)

A Shout Out To Ray :)

Checking up on The Munchkin, how is she?

I still got a tickle in my throat that won't go away...

Otherwise fine. It was a stubborn one :/

So I was wondering how the little one was fairing??

I found this cute "Practical Daddy" Animation over @ A Father of Four.

I snatched it earlier this year and was gonna post it on Father's Day,

but I lost track of it. Found it the other day and thought of you :-)

P.S. If you try this, I would suggest cleaning the inside of the hose first...

That girl is quite the little sport ;-)

Caption This...

~ I came for the crop circles, I stayed for the levitation ~

~ Touché ~

Found over @ iOwnTheWorld

~ FUCK OBAMA ~

MissK's Pussy ;)

Snatched this interesting gadget post over at Wirecutter's.

Gave me an idea for a post. Sometimes I get my inspiration from the weirdest places, no offence WC ;D

Been wanting to introduce My Pussy for a while now,

and I thought this was the purrrfect way to do it ;-)

So here she is, My Mama Cat....

Basking in the sunlight on my kitchen floor. 

She's a good kitty, and since we live out in the country,

she does enjoy the occasional "crunchy" snack.  Personally,

I like the hands-off-use-a-pussy-for-best-results approach

much better then Wirecutter's little toy.

But hey, boys do like their toys ;-) 

Back to My Pussy now... ;-)

Like I said, she does great work...

Good Morning... *sigh*

Bit of a clusterfuck here this morning... :/  I tend to kick into problem solving mode, some just kick into panic mode. Things are settled down now, but OMG, like get a grip. Pointing the finger serves no fucking useful purpose. I mean this is the situation Now. These are the possible options. Make your fucking choice and for fuck's sake quit fucking with my sanity!! Assuming I have any left... ;-)

Because if there's a will there's a way, but not if you keep getting in your own damn way and fucking tripping all over yourself!!!

Redneck Innovation!

Fix Leaky Faucet?... Check ;-)

Hump Day Rumps... ;)

How 'bout another Hottie post?

Since it's Hump Day and all, 

Perhaps some Hot Buns?

Caption This...

Very Creative Captions Guys... 

Y'All had me laughing ;D

Karma... Bitch!!

He'd Be More Deserving of a Good ol #2

~ FUCK OBAMA ~

Happy Hump Day!

Good Morning :-)

For some strange reason, I feel inclined

to visit the second hump...

Pump Virgin ~ The Elder Years

Do you remember my "First Time" Post?

Seems she's at it again....

I Wonder if He's Ticklish...

Just pray he don't fart... :/

Way Ahead of You...

How 'Bout an Evening Snack?

Since it's getting kinda late and all...

And I did say I would ;-)

Mmmmm...  doughnuts! Doughnuts?

All I see is one??

Tasty Reds & Freckles ;)

Hungry?...

Well I said lunch time, didn't I? ;-)

Good Morning Sunshine... ;)

Gotta rush off to work,

but I got some Reds all loaded up,

ready to post at lunch brake, 

so y'all can come back later...  ;-)

Have a great morning :-)

Finally Monday...

~ Nice and Quiet ~

Just what I needed... ;)

Walking's Good For You eh ;)

Priorities...

If Only That Were Enough... :/

Sunny Sunday :)

That's pretty much what it looked like along the River this morning. We always sleep in the clouds this time of year.  It's interesting to see how the fog collect in the valley, only to dissipate soon after, giving way to a clear blue sky, not a single cloud in sight. Now it's warm and sunny.... and really soothing on the head ;-)

Good Night :)

Problem Solved ;)

Obama Bird?

~ FUCK OBAMA ~

Good Morning Sunshine... ;)

~ A Dose of Irony ~

Double face palm for me this morning.... Ever had the pleasure of waking up thinking it was a different day? Well I did this morning. Never set the alarm since it was Saturday and no one was working. Well the phone woke everyone up and I was convinced I had slept pass an appointment for some new work. 

Took me a minute to realize everything was ok. But now I have a splitting head ache. And it seems I'm a Bitch!... Sure why not, I'll be a Fucking Bitch!! ;-)

Take care of your shit,

and let me take care of mine.... 

Sweet Dreams... ;)

I think I should go back to bed now... night...

A Late Night Thank You :)

I updated The Map posted on My "Adventure" Tip Jar Page.

A Sincere Thank You to the Ones who sent me a little something ;-)

It's very much appreciated :-)

Still Pissed!!