Some Awesome Funny Bits...

Direct from The Woodsterman ;-)

A few of my favorites...

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? 

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use, Toothpicks? 

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ?

Please check out his site for more Hilarious Posts, and Hotties too... ;-)

Trippy, Kinda Cool...

...or Somewhat Stupid Silly Shit

You don't Really Need ~ Part 1

Be the life of the party as you tear things up

with these BBQ bear paws :D

Then serve your shredded meat...

Are You Fucking Kidding Me??

"Taking Liberal Indoctrination to a Whole Other Level"

Source, Article and Picture of the "Homework" below

Couldn't Agree More...

Afternoon! Peoples... ;)

Wish I was there, sure...

But it can also be a state of mind ;-)

MissK ~ The Younger Years ;)

Grrrr....

Gotta close a few... ;-)

TGIF ~ Welcome Back Happy Fridays ;)

~ No Explanation Necessary ~

Good Morning y'All :-)

Remember 9~11

Never Forget...

How Doggies Drink :)

Kinda puts their mess in a different light don't it... ;-)

And that nose up close looks just like My Lucky's

Glad You Got That Figured Out

Craig, is That You?.... Irish??

Haven't I seen you with a critter before.... ;-)

For Every Finger You Point...

Three Point Back at You!

Snatched from Blue's Blog ;-)

~ FUCK OBAMA ~

~Snort~

Snatched from Mike Miles ;-)

~ FUCK OBAMA ~

Newton's "Turd" Law @ Work

Getting a little Butt Action, eh ;-)

Can't Argue With That...

I wonder if the vacuum is part of it...

New Project ~ Don't Thread On Me!

I'm re-posting this...

Because I've been working on it ;-)

I'm also working on a Carving Page

so those interested can see my progress.

I should have it up sometime over the next few days.

My Carving Page is UP! Go check it out ;-)

~ Original Post, July 30th ~

I just recently started carving again.

This is the Inspiration for my next carving... :-)

For the Love of Bacon, Quit Freaking!!

I just heard the price of bacon has gone up lately

more than 3 times that of inflation!!!

Because y'ALL FREAK OUT!!!

So QUIT FREAKING OUT!!! 

I must be Hungry....

Mmmm... Bacon... ~drooling~

Coffee would be good too :)

Cute, my daughter used that word many times over the summer, including much of the "cranky state resulting from" O_o

I'm sad she don't like bacon :(

Glad I do :D

I'm Thinking... ;)

It's Only BAD if They See You...

Fargo Man After My Own Heart ;)

Minus the Arrested part :P

Good Morning :)

You Should Pick UP the HARDCover ;)

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I suppose Bacon is next... ;-)

I.O.U. Stevie... ;)

~ MissK The Early Years ~

According to Stevie... Mm hmm...

Cute, very cute :P

And Don't You Fuckin' Deny It :P

Well?... ;-)

I Wonder if "Titty Twist" would have the Same Effect??

Perspective...

Moving Forward... A Little Faster... ;)

I went on the prowl a few days ago and stumbled on this neat idea on how to get things done. It's simple really, but when you feel somewhat overwhelmed by all that needs to get done for your life to keep moving in the direction you want, the simpler it is, the better.

Snatched from John... ;-)

I might share a few of those projects as time goes on.

As I talked about before, accountability does help.

Works Better Out Loud ;)

Most of which bring on the following...

WhoDunnit?

Cold Case #357

~ What The Fuck?! ~

For My Daughter...

She is a good girl, elbeit quite ornery.

It's damn hard at times, witnessing your only child

merge into adulthood....

Good Morning :)

Wondering what the day will bring...

I Hit My Million :)

....a few days ago, I popped in itching to post something, hadn't in a while. Then noticed my hit counter and gasped. I must have past the Million mark the night before. Got my little screen cap, and forgot about it for a bit. Then I got to thinking... 

I Do Like Vanishing... or so it Seems

LMFAO!!! for you Billf ;-)

and All My Crazy Ass Readers... :D

My Lucky ~ Headed Home

Hitching a Ride, because he's pooped... ;-)

Try it :)

Ha! Made you say Fuck... ;-)

It's Simple Really....

...You guys just tend to complicate things ;-)

It's A Curse...

Come to Tink of it... I do it to... ;-)

:P

Happy Sunday?...

Might wanna Nip that in the Bud Next Time... ;-)

Just Passing Through....

Missing you guys... :-)

Good Morning... :)

It is a nice morning, but kinda sad....

Vacation's over tomorrow... :(

I gotta hit the road for a looong  drive

and go back to my home town for a while.

Otherwise Known As...

Shut the Fuck Up!!

Someone keeps reminding me :P

In a good way... ;-)

I'm Guessing He Ain't "Fixed"....

"I Got This"

Denial Much... ;-)