Direct from The Woodsterman ;-)
A few of my favorites...
Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use, Toothpicks?
Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ?
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