Saturday, September 13, 2014

Some Awesome Funny Bits...

Direct from The Woodsterman ;-)

A few of my favorites...

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? 

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use, Toothpicks? 

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ?

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Samuel Gonzalez said...

Kind of reminds me of an comic that asked why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways.

MissK said...

LOL yep :-)

billf said...

Pretty funny stuff.

angrymike said...

Not that I would know, but they probably pull a few pubes or back hairs to tell the color of the bald guys head....... ;-D

MissK said...

Ouch! I wouldn't wanna work at the DMV's O_o