"If" Wirecutter Had A Kid....

Get A Room !!

  My poor little brain...

.....it's not that bad.. honest ;-)

So......

What Da Fuck!?!

How did that happen?...

Kinda like this Tony... :-)

Spot Anything Weird?..

I'm Hungry... For Some Beef... ;)

Been a while...

Can You See It ?

No Words.....

"The World" According To Americans... LOL

I Found this Map on a French site, like "France" French :-)

I think it's pretty cute. It's very simplistic and "mostly" true...

Hey, they're saying Americans think Canada is "uninhabited"...

well except for my igloo ;-)

Thank God I have nice neighbors like you guys, 

or else I'd be all alone.

Hmm... so what else do you guys think about the world?? :-)

Translation, using THIS map of course.

Angel, that would be Père Noël, not Pare Noel... it's on the map girl.. ;-)  I translated your faves below... I'll add US and Canada.

What the Map says        Translation                 Real Name

État d'Amérique              USA                            USA

Encore l'Amérique          More US                     Alaska

Plus d'Amérique             Even more US            Hawaii 

inhabité                           uninhabited                Canada

Père Noël                       Santa                         The North Pole

Chochottes                     Wusses                      Europe

Animaux pour le zoo       Zoo Animal supplier    Africa

Translated the rest of the "colorful blobs" as Mike Miles put it..;-)
Ils font nos ménages et tondes nos pelouses = They do our housework and mow our lawns.

Le café vient de la je crois = Coffee comes from there I think.

La croisière s'amuse = Where cruise ships have fun.

Méchants = Bad people

Les bombes vont là = Bombs go there.

Communistes = Communist... dah!!

Télés et caméras = TVs and cameras

Ils fabriques nos trucs = They make our stuff

d'autres méchants = More bad people

Centres d'appels = Calling centers

froid = cold

Kangourous = Kangaroos  ...again, dah!!

Update To Gun Ban List !!

~ UPDATE!! ~ 

The LEAKED Gun Ban List is NOT REAL... 

please read this Link for the explanation. 

I apologize for helping spread incorrect information... 

It may only be a matter of time, but this time is not it.

Thank you CharlieDelta for the Heads Up.

'Efin Snow!!

Woke up to a lovely layer of the cold stuff...

My puppy is enjoying it... just a little too much... ;-)

Une Bonne Devinette... ;)

Let's play a little guessing game. 

I'm sure some of you can read french, 

but I'm wondering if anyone can figure out 

what's going on here, without translating the french ;-)

Hint :  It's not what it looks like... hehe

That was too easy :P

If anyone can think of something else for it... 

go ahead and make a comment.. could be funny ;-)

Simply Amazing !!!

Breathtaking... 

Found this Awesome Video on Angel's Blog via Wirecutter :-)

Hump Day ~ Sunny Daze!!

 Random Hotties... to warm up your day, 

because it's fucking cold now :/

Enjoy !! ;-)

LEAKED: Gun Ban List...

UPDATE!! The list is NOT REAL... 

Please read this Link for the explanation. 

I apologize for helping spread incorrect information... 

It may only be a matter of time, but this time is not it.

~~~~~~~~~~

LEAKED: Obama’s Official Proposed Gun Ban List

By Alan Korwin November 26, 2012 at Red Flag Headlines

Here it is, folks, and it is bad news. The framework for legislation is always laid, and the Democrats have the votes to pass anything they want to impose upon us. They really do not believe you need anything more than a brick to defend your home and family. Look at the list and see how many you own. Remember, it is registration, then confiscation. It has happened in the UK, in Australia, in Europe, in China, and what they have found is that for some reason the criminals do not turn in their weapons, but will know that you did.

Remember, the first step in establishing a dictatorship is to disarm the citizens.

Gun-ban list proposed. Slipping below the radar (or under the short-term memory cap), the Democrats have already leaked a gun-ban list, even under the Bush administration when they knew full well it had no chance of passage (HR 1022, 110th Congress). It serves as a framework for the new list the Brady’s plan to introduce shortly. I have an outline of the Brady’s current plans and targets of opportunity. It’s horrific. They’re going after the courts, regulatory agencies, firearms dealers and statutes in an all out effort to restrict we the people. They’ve made little mention of criminals. Now more than ever, attention to the entire Bill of Rights is critical. Gun bans will impact our freedoms under search and seizure, due process, confiscated property, states’ rights, free speech, right to assemble and more, in addition to the Second Amendment. The Democrats current gun-ban-list proposal (final list will be worse):

Unlikely Friends...

Extra Dose of Cuteness....

Eternal Frustration...

I used the have a recurring dream when I was a child... more like a nightmare because it would leave me with the eeriest of feelings. Wasn't anything scary really...in fact it was quite simple, but the possibility of it being real honestly freaked the hell out of me. All I can remember is the part where I would wake up feeling nauseous, and the image of me sitting up high somewhere's in a big huge empty red room, with a big book in front of me. I would turn the very thin pages, one by one, very carefully... but I would never get any closer to finishing the book... and I KNEW it would NEVER end. And since I couldn't go anywhere else in the dream, I was doomed to turn pages for Eternity..........

I grew up in a very catholic household. Looking back I now know it was twisted in so many ways. Tainted in fear and isolation. Not what a God who loves his children would want for them. Anyways... I'm thinking this "dream" might have something to do with this part of me. It always made me feel stuck, like I had no say in anything, no choice in the direction my life was to take.... bit of a heavy burden for a 5 year old....

I don't know if anybody can relate to that, but this "page turner" picture kinda struck a cord and I felt like sharing.
-MissK

There's A Simple Explanation.... ???

AngryMike ~ "Oh Yeah Tanning Yeah"

I'm not the only one 

with "Tanning" issues... Mikey Boy :P

I think you have bigger problems then 

fair skin & freckles to deal with... 

In case you didn't notice, 

freckles are a good thing around here ;-)

So I think you should step out of the sun, 

grab some Aloe Vera 

and for Fuck's sake, put your cap back on!!

It's An Invasion!!!

I Gave You Fair Warning...

Proceed With Caution...

Irish ~ The Early Years!!

Deep Thinker From The Start.... ;-)

Paving The Road To Hell One Right At A Time

Good morning, relative term at the moment :-/ 
I headed over to GottaGetDrunkFirst earlier and got into CharlieDelta's rant. Where he talked about how our rights are taken from us, bit by bit, one by one, with the masses having blinders on. He also posted a video, I have it at the bottom of my post. Please take the time to watch it. Truly chilling.

"The evils of tyranny are rarely seen 

but by him who resists it."

-John Hay

"Noncooperation with evil is as much a duty 

as cooperation with good."

-Gandhi

"The state call its own violence law, 

but that of the individual crime"

-Max Stirner

"The limitations of tyrants 

is the endurance of those they oppose."

-Frederick Douglass

"During times or universal deceit, 

telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

-George Orwell

"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, 

he is obligated to do so."

-Thomas Jefferson

"Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. 

The obedient must be slaves."

-Henry David Thoreau

"This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs;

when he first appears he is a protector"

-Plato

"There comes a time when a moral man can't obey a law

which his conscience tells him is unjust."

-Martin Luther King, Jr.

"The times call for courage. The times call for hard work. 

But if the demands are high, it is because the stakes are even higher. 

They are nothing less then the future of human liberty, 

which means the future of civilization."

-Henry Hazlitt

BADGES DON'T GRANT EXTRA RIGHTS!!!

Here is a link to Charlie's post, READ HIS RANT... 

AND his reason for posting  "Here's How it Will Be Done." 

Late Night Hotties

Pretty Reds... 

I post what I like, now you know the drill...

...Tell me your Favs ;-)

Welcome Back Wirecutter ;)

Perfect for my Post #500 

Because MissK's World would not exist without you... 

Thank you for Everything!!!

Good Morning ~ Someone's At The Door...

 Gotta Love 'em ;-)

Wrong House? 

This one is just asking for a caption...

Late Night Funnies ~ Kitty Cat Fails!!

Oh No! OH NO!! HELP!! Shiiiit!!!

If you're in the mood...

Oh Shit Moment!! ~ Caption Anyone?

Speaking of FREE SHIT!!

I do love a simplistic approach to frustrating situations. Especially with something as "Full of Shit" as Obama winning the election...
-MissK

Awesome post by Angel over at the Lonely Libertarian.

THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM 

ONE OF THE BEST THEORIES OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area:

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching 3rd grade. The last Presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best.
Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream."She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed.
How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. But no one pursued that question. They took her at her word.
Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it? She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream... Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. 

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 51.4 % of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48.6% percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!

Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone

that they have not first taken away from someone else.

Did you vote for the ice cream?

THAT, MY FRIEND, IS HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED, BY THOSE WHO WANT EVERYTHING FOR FREE!

Awesome Post Angel :-)

~ FUCK OBAMA ~

FREE Mustache Rides!!!

WTF?! 

Who in the hell would take that bait? 

Just stay away from the FREE stuff :P

Thanks WiscoDave... I think ;-)

For You CrankyJohn :)

The nice gentlemen with guns and bayonets aren't indians,

bur your "Custer" comment on AngryMike's blog

reminded me I had this pic, just waiting to be posted.

I think it fits you Cranky ;-)

Does anyone know who this guy is though?

Thanks for tracking down the info KurtP :-)

Col. Anthony Joseph Drexel Biddle instructs marines . 1943 . Anthony Joseph Drexel Biddle (1874-1948) was a pioneer of bayonet and hand-to-hand combat training in the US Marine Corps.

AngryMike ~ Relentless Pussy Chaser ;)

Alright Mikey... 

Here's My "Counter Post" 

for the Mile High MissK you posted... hehe

~

Then & Now

Your Techniques may have changed... 

....but the intention has always been clear.

Missed My Aim... ;)

I was hoping to get a screen caption of my hit number with all 5s, just for the heck of it... but I checked a little too late and overshot my aim by a few...  

This is what I got instead :

~snicker~ 

I'll get the next one... ;-)

Caption Anyone?... :)

Weekend Hotness !!

I Like to Play with Picture Storylines... Enjoy!

If this is not your cup of tea, I've got 

other Hotties lined up for this weekend... TGIF ;-)

God I Love That Woman... :D

How does he do it?

Obama embarrasses America again.

~

The First Lady of Cambodia greeted Barack Obama 

like he was a towel boy.

The First Lady of Cambodia greeted Barack Obama like he was a towel boy.
And, of course, our clueless president thought it was ‘cool.’

Investor’s Business Daily reported: So amid all the colorful and flirty photos from President Obama’s first tour of Southeast Asia, what did he actually accomplish? As usual, he served himself politically in what was largely a Potemkin mission abroad.

It was obvious enough from the rubelike gaffes that the president hasn’t been particularly interested or attentive to the affairs of Thailand, Burma or Cambodia as he made his first trip since his re-election. It was pretty much all style over substance…

…On his trip to Cambodia, a country he claimed didn’t deserve a visit due to its strongman government, first lady Bun Rany greeted Obama with a traditional “sampeah” pressed-hands greeting reserved for servants, a little dig that was probably lost on him but not to Asians.

She must be racist!! LMFAO!

Please read on for more idiotic blunders...

Late Night Story Time....

  More Twisted Kiddie Books Below...

MissK ~ First Pussy? ;)

I Found a Little Gem and Figured 

I Might as well Use It to My Advantage :D 

Take This AngryMike :P

"I Kissed a Girl and I Liked it"  Mmm... Tasty ;-)

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone !!!

In the Holiday Spirit....

Hump Day ~ Back To Basics...

...Basic Red that is ;-)

Pick your Faves... I'm still taking notes.... ;-)

This One's For You AngryMike...

 A Drunken MissK Pic? 

Is That All You Got?

You better summon your blogging powers boy,

if you ever want a chance at passing me...

Hump Day Coming Up...

The Look on her face says it all...

Take a Peek... 

Naughty Pussy?....

 You know you want to....

OOPS!!!...

Hey, just a little dent... it still runs good.

About Sums It Up...

Can She Just Wake Up Already....

...I need to get the fuck outta here!!

Dildo, Newfoundland....

Thank you AngryMike, for introducing me to Dildo.. 

I just had to learn more about it...

Come with me, Let's Explore Dildo Newfoundland.... LOL