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For the final push we’ve unleashed the hounds
and called in the big dawg:
"Yeah, I feel your pain. Vote for the little twit anyway."
Chicagoland get-out-the-vote sign:
“Cast a vote, get a free beer! Limit 12”
"Yeah, hold my calls for about 24 hours, okay?"
So as you prepare to go to the polls to vote again and again, remember what everyone says about BO: if there’s any fault to be found with him, it’s that...