Showing posts with label To ponder.... Show all posts
Showing posts with label To ponder.... Show all posts
Saturday, June 11, 2016
~ It's My Life ~
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Dog Diary ~ vs ~ Cat Diary
The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Day 983 of My Captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
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Sunday, June 5, 2016
And On The Seventh Day...
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Funny,
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Friday, May 20, 2016
Best Way to Recharge...
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Adventure,
My Woodlot,
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~ Moving Forward ~
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MissK,
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Tuesday, April 19, 2016
~ The Simpler Bulkier Era ~
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Ain't that Special...,
Reality,
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What the fuck happened?
The Moment You Realize...
Skirting That Fine Line
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WTF?
Sunday, March 27, 2016
I Miss My Woodlot
I haven't been out there in a while. Winter's kinda draggin' on. I'm really hoping the last couple days of sunshine brought the snow down enough for me to go up the driveway. I did clear it out a few weeks ago, by hand, well shovel ;-) But we got more snow over the last month then we've had all winter :/
Grrrr... Fine :P
I'll take a ride out there after lunch...
Crossing my fingers ;-)
Friday, March 18, 2016
Happy Belated St.Patrick's Day !!
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Tuesday, March 15, 2016
'Bout F*ckin' Time !!
Sunday, March 6, 2016
Handsome Either Way
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Good Night,
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Thursday, February 25, 2016
What an Ass!! :P
Friday, February 19, 2016
Now You Know :P
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Muslims,
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Monday, February 8, 2016
....at Least :P
Sunday, October 25, 2015
Shhh....
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Good Night,
Random,
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Thursday, October 8, 2015
Not Exactly....
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MissK,
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Wednesday, October 7, 2015
~ Random Thoughts ~
Stopping in to say Hey :-)
Really, really busy... and working my ass off.
~ Only got time for minimal bullshit ~
Let the saw dust fly!!!
Be back soon ;-)
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Tuesday, September 22, 2015
~ Time To Ponder ~
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