Monday, September 15, 2014

Would Explain Alot...


Snatched from Mike Miles ;-)

~ FUCK OBAMA ~

Funny Shit! by George Carlin

Break up the Monday Blues with a few laughs ;-)

"A Place for My Stuff"



Then I cam across this next one.... :D
"7 Dirty Words"


I Just Love His Perspective :D
George Carlin ~ RIP

My Mama Cat's New Incentive


That, and waddling towards the feeding bowl,
making sure to rest half way....

Like Father... Like... Son?


Facebook ~ The Early Years

 

Actually, it's been "wiling the time" of people
for a lot longer...


Wish I had the year. The other part of this little article didn't save.
I tried finding it again, but no luck.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Giving Credit Where Credit is Due

Cleaning out my spam folder, I came across
a comment asking for credit to a "picture"

I shall correct my oversight... ;-)

The first picture in a Babes & Guns Post I did a while back
should be credited to Elizabeth Fay Photography

Awesome Shot btw :-)

Finally Found Some :)

Ha!


Saturday, September 13, 2014

When is 97% Not a Majority?

Obama’s ’97 Percent’ Climate Consensus:
Debunked, Demolished, Staked through the heart

“Ninety-seven percent of scientists agree:
#climate change is real, man-made and dangerous.”



...
Remember that statement, a while back, from some bloke on Twitter? What we now know with more than 97 per cent certainty that this guy – or whoever is in charge of running his Twitter account – is either willfully dishonest or woefully ill-informed.
...
The “97 per cent” claim is an utter nonsense.
...
You can be the biggest, most risible assclown in the history of junk statistics and pseudoscience but so long as you can somehow cobble together a half-way plausible paper, no matter how inept your methodology, which helps prop up the vast man-made global warming industry then you have it made: the President of the USA will Tweet you; your University will back you to the hilt; your colleagues will rally round you; you will get a very favourable write-up in the Guardian (and myriad other alarmist publications); your critics will be sidelined and ignored.
....
Read this article and follow up links HERE.


~ FUCK OBAMA ~

Some Awesome Funny Bits...

Direct from The Woodsterman ;-)

A few of my favorites...

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? 

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use, Toothpicks? 

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ?



Please check out his site for more Hilarious Posts, and Hotties too... ;-)

Trippy, Kinda Cool...

...or Somewhat Stupid Silly Shit
You don't Really Need ~ Part 1


Be the life of the party as you tear things up
with these BBQ bear paws :D

Then serve your shredded meat...

Are You Fucking Kidding Me??

"Taking Liberal Indoctrination to a Whole Other Level"


Source, Article and Picture of the "Homework" below

Couldn't Agree More...


Afternoon! Peoples... ;)


Wish I was there, sure...
But it can also be a state of mind ;-)

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

How Doggies Drink :)

Kinda puts their mess in a different light don't it... ;-)
And that nose up close looks just like My Lucky's

Glad You Got That Figured Out


Craig, is That You?.... Irish??

Haven't I seen you with a critter before.... ;-)


For Every Finger You Point...

Three Point Back at You!

Snatched from Blue's Blog ;-)

~ FUCK OBAMA ~

~Snort~

Snatched from Mike Miles ;-)

~ FUCK OBAMA ~

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Newton's "Turd" Law @ Work


Getting a little Butt Action, eh ;-)

Can't Argue With That...


I wonder if the vacuum is part of it...

Monday, September 8, 2014

New Project ~ Don't Thread On Me!

I'm re-posting this...
Because I've been working on it ;-)

I'm also working on a Carving Page
so those interested can see my progress.
I should have it up sometime over the next few days.



~ Original Post, July 30th ~

I just recently started carving again.
This is the Inspiration for my next carving... :-)


Sunday, September 7, 2014

For the Love of Bacon, Quit Freaking!!

I just heard the price of bacon has gone up lately
more than 3 times that of inflation!!!
Because y'ALL FREAK OUT!!!
So QUIT FREAKING OUT!!! 

I must be Hungry....


Mmmm... Bacon... ~drooling~

Coffee would be good too :)


Cute, my daughter used that word many times over the summer, including much of the "cranky state resulting from" O_o

I'm sad she don't like bacon :(
Glad I do :D

I'm Thinking... ;)


It's Only BAD if They See You...


Fargo Man After My Own Heart ;)

Minus the Arrested part :P


Good Morning :)


Saturday, September 6, 2014

You Should Pick UP the HARDCover ;)




Product Description : 

Fifty Shades of Chicken includes 50 chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.

Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more!

A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.

With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

I suppose Bacon is next... ;-)

I.O.U. Stevie... ;)

~ MissK The Early Years ~
According to Stevie... Mm hmm...


Cute, very cute :P