...what deranged idiot plays with that thing?
"But Daddy Barbie's my toy!"
-Not this year Honey
Or worst yet...
Imagine the board meeting for Matel Product Development..
"We need more sales for the up-cuming Holidays.
How can we make Barbie stand out this year?"
-I know! Let's make her squirt!
"From where??"
.............
Her dog sure looks happy though...