Newton's "Turd" Law @ Work

Getting a little Butt Action, eh ;-)

Can't Argue With That...

I wonder if the vacuum is part of it...

New Project ~ Don't Thread On Me!

I'm re-posting this...

Because I've been working on it ;-)

I'm also working on a Carving Page

so those interested can see my progress.

I should have it up sometime over the next few days.

My Carving Page is UP! Go check it out ;-)

~ Original Post, July 30th ~

I just recently started carving again.

This is the Inspiration for my next carving... :-)

For the Love of Bacon, Quit Freaking!!

I just heard the price of bacon has gone up lately

more than 3 times that of inflation!!!

Because y'ALL FREAK OUT!!!

So QUIT FREAKING OUT!!! 

I must be Hungry....

Mmmm... Bacon... ~drooling~

Coffee would be good too :)

Cute, my daughter used that word many times over the summer, including much of the "cranky state resulting from" O_o

I'm sad she don't like bacon :(

Glad I do :D

I'm Thinking... ;)

It's Only BAD if They See You...

Fargo Man After My Own Heart ;)

Minus the Arrested part :P

Good Morning :)

You Should Pick UP the HARDCover ;)

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I suppose Bacon is next... ;-)

I.O.U. Stevie... ;)

~ MissK The Early Years ~

According to Stevie... Mm hmm...

Cute, very cute :P

And Don't You Fuckin' Deny It :P

Well?... ;-)

I Wonder if "Titty Twist" would have the Same Effect??

Perspective...

Moving Forward... A Little Faster... ;)

I went on the prowl a few days ago and stumbled on this neat idea on how to get things done. It's simple really, but when you feel somewhat overwhelmed by all that needs to get done for your life to keep moving in the direction you want, the simpler it is, the better.

Snatched from John... ;-)

I might share a few of those projects as time goes on.

As I talked about before, accountability does help.

Works Better Out Loud ;)

Most of which bring on the following...

WhoDunnit?

Cold Case #357

~ What The Fuck?! ~

For My Daughter...

She is a good girl, elbeit quite ornery.

It's damn hard at times, witnessing your only child

merge into adulthood....

Good Morning :)

Wondering what the day will bring...

I Hit My Million :)

....a few days ago, I popped in itching to post something, hadn't in a while. Then noticed my hit counter and gasped. I must have past the Million mark the night before. Got my little screen cap, and forgot about it for a bit. Then I got to thinking... 

I Do Like Vanishing... or so it Seems

LMFAO!!! for you Billf ;-)

and All My Crazy Ass Readers... :D