Too Much Truth in this Scenario...

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. 

It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: 

"List all dependents?" I replied: 

12 million illegal immigrants

3 million crack heads

42 million unemployed people on food stamps

2 million people in over 243 prisons

Half of Mexico

and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

Hat Tip Goes to AngryMike... Good one ;-)

Inventive Ways to Fuck Up Your Car....

 How about some Livestock?....

Don't Mess with This Kid ;)

We Got The White Stuff....

It snowed overnight. Not that much... 

Just enough to confuse the hell out of my cat...

Sweet Dreams....

Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Hearing their exchange, the pilot of Air Force One said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy."!!!!!!!!

Hat Tip to Boilerdoc

Interesting...

 Compare with this Map of US Population Density...

Check out the other Maps... Very telling.

Mmmm.... Love Me Some Scruff....

My Hump Day for the Ladies ;-)

And There's so Many of 'em...

~ The Biggest Ass Hole of All ~

Rough Night... I Know :(

How about a little Hump Day Photo Session 

to make you boys feel a little better?

It's Okay.. Go Ahead.. I Promise it's Safe... ;-)

Simple Really....

Lazy Morning?...

Ohhh Yeah!!...

The Sun Still Rises....

That's Right Buh-Rock... Go Forward!!

~ FUCK OBAMA ~

Take a Peek...

 Or Not... ;-)

It's not THAT bad.... ~snicker~

Period.

Sweet Treat... Cute Puppies ;)

I wonder how many counted them... ;-)

Boot His Ass Out!!!

....more Political "Obama is an Ass" Cartoons

You Want This Pussy on Your Team...

Where's the Pussy?

A Little Serenity To Offset All The Crap....

Yes, It Is That Obvious!!!