Friday, October 19, 2012
Barstool Economics
This is so good, and well, perfectly simple and to the point I have to repost it too...
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.00
The sixth would pay $3.00
The seventh would pay $7.00
The eighth would pay $12.00
The ninth would pay $18.00
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.00
So that’s what they decided to do. The men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with arraignment, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. “Since you are all such good customers, he said, I 'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.00". Drinks for the ten men now cost just $80.00.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get there "fair share?" They realized that $20.00 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody 's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
The fifth man like the first four, now paid nothing 100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before! And the first four continued to drink for free.
But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20" declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, "but he got $10!"
"Yeah, that’s right," shouted the seventh man, "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in union. We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him, even cursing him for his absence.
But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill! Looking at each other, they began swearing at their absent companion.
And that, boys and girls, journalist and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
Warning: this joke above may be above the capability of the average Democrat to understand {or unless you are completely braindead, you will recognize Barack Obama's position on "soaking those evil rich people", and this may cause random cases of heart failure.
- Miss Lisa
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for a beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.00
The sixth would pay $3.00
The seventh would pay $7.00
The eighth would pay $12.00
The ninth would pay $18.00
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.00
So that’s what they decided to do. The men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with arraignment, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. “Since you are all such good customers, he said, I 'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.00". Drinks for the ten men now cost just $80.00.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get there "fair share?" They realized that $20.00 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody 's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so:
The fifth man like the first four, now paid nothing 100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before! And the first four continued to drink for free.
But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20" declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, "but he got $10!"
"Yeah, that’s right," shouted the seventh man, "Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in union. We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him, even cursing him for his absence.
But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill! Looking at each other, they began swearing at their absent companion.
And that, boys and girls, journalist and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
Warning: this joke above may be above the capability of the average Democrat to understand {or unless you are completely braindead, you will recognize Barack Obama's position on "soaking those evil rich people", and this may cause random cases of heart failure.
- Miss Lisa
I'm Embarrassed ~ Part II
Follow up to my previous "I'm embarrassed" Post...
Thank God not everyone thinks like this, but here is a very typical Canadian reaction after reading opinions of people who don't follow the media blindly....
Then it hit me.. the spending. One thing I know her and her hubby are very bothered by is when our Canadian politicians go on vacation using our dime. So I told her about Camp David and what the Obama's do instead.. like where he was this past weekend... oh now she wanted to bitch... but I doubt very much this would change her opinion because they watch the news for "fact" ~ehem~ bullshit, all the time. And even if I tried to give facts to show what a crappy job he's done so far, and why 4 more years would be a very bad thing, she would explain it away with the blame game as they all do.
Thank God not everyone thinks like this, but here is a very typical Canadian reaction after reading opinions of people who don't follow the media blindly....
I was over at the neighbor's yesterday afternoon. We were talking about general things and she mentions she and her husband watched the debate the night before. I had no intentions of butting heads with her, but I was very curious about her "opinions" ...I guess, of the general population, because all they know about it, is what the media spews out.
She felt Romney "looked" untrustworthy... and she couldn't say his name right ?? And the lady use to be an english teacher for fuck's sake, anyways, that's besides the point. Then she starts to talk about Buh-rock and goes "Well it's true, Obama did what he said he would do, he ended the war, he saved GM, he created new jobs, he was handed a country that was already falling apart, I think he did his best". I pretended to be neutral so she would remain candid... but I had to find at least one thing she could relate to that would make her see some truth instead of his true lies.
Then it hit me.. the spending. One thing I know her and her hubby are very bothered by is when our Canadian politicians go on vacation using our dime. So I told her about Camp David and what the Obama's do instead.. like where he was this past weekend... oh now she wanted to bitch... but I doubt very much this would change her opinion because they watch the news for "fact" ~ehem~ bullshit, all the time. And even if I tried to give facts to show what a crappy job he's done so far, and why 4 more years would be a very bad thing, she would explain it away with the blame game as they all do.
Now this is frustrating as hell, but we don't have an election in a few weeks, days.... but you guys do :( and I am very concerned, of what could happen if this man gets another term....
Oooo Tough Guy!!
~ FUCK OBAMA ~
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Hillbilly BBQ...
There you go Timbo, Angel found them....
Fire Clay Bricks. Manufactured using firer clay, these bricks are the blocks of ceramic material. These products find application as refractory insulating bricks that is effective in maintaining constant temperature. Due to their precise designing, our Fire Clay Bricks have got extensive usage in masonry construction.
Time for a Swim, Motherfucker!!
a.k.a. Dumb "Ass"
Here is the link that Dave emailed : That's got to hurt! Show-off swimmer's dive bomb into frozen swimming pool ends with a crash-landing after he fails to crack the ice
Happy Period!!
Sorry, Richard, There's No Such Thing
as a Happy Period :P
First The Rant.... :D
Then The Response....
Thanks for link Angel ;-)
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
This One's For You Anon....
...who nicely implied over at Wirecutter's
that I was a mood swinging homicidal bitch...
You never know.... ;-)
Your Cat Wants You Dead and Buried.....
The Perfect Compliment
to AngryMike's Post :
Cat owners may be in serious trouble....
Don't forget he's got all the BABES too ;-)
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