Just a quick thank you to those who clicked
the "reactions" more then before... ;-)
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
The Sobbing Wife ~ According To Cranky ;)
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.
"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my h ands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke."
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a Rectal thermometer.
And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
Thanks for the funny Cranky ;-)
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.
"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my h ands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke."
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a Rectal thermometer.
And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
Thanks for the funny Cranky ;-)
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Reaction Thingies on the Fritz??
I recently added "Reactions" at the bottom of my posts. It's nice to get the feedback, so I know people enjoy, or at the very least get a reaction out of what I post. I think they're great because anybody can click and no one knows who clicked on them, in other words, for those who just drop by once in a while and don't feel like commenting, well you can give your opinion and remain anonymous ;-)
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| Look for these at the bottom of each Posts.... :-) |
Now, I've already posted about this HERE, and a lot of you have responded with "clicks"... Thank you.
I bring it up again today because I think there may be a glitch that prevents your clicks from being recorded. I'm not sure, but every time I refresh, some of the little numbers disappear :( So I'm asking if y'all could click on the reactions more often, because they help me keep things interesting and I would really like to know if they work properly.
Thanks to All who stop by, I appreciate the visit :-)
For fun... the one with the highest number is this Gun Wallpaper Post with 24 "stole it" :-)
Monday, April 1, 2013
To My Fellow Procrastinators, and Crafters ;)
This reminded me of something I saw a few years ago when I was out working at my previous job. I'll share a little about that job today. I'm sure I'll share more at some point... maybe TOMORROW ;-)
Well this "job" included going into people's homes all over the Province. On this particular day, I was in this house that had piles of somewhat organized clutter in almost every corner, and ironically enough; you'll know why I say that later, on the fridge was this piece of wood, a slice of tree about 4 inches in diameter with a magnet on the back, a little info for all you crafty folks out there, me included. Well, this slice of wood had a saying printed on it, and I thought it was priceless, and actually very useful.
I'm always looking for little projects to have fun with and this was perfect. I took this idea back home and filed it in my "tomorrow" folder... which totally defies the purpose it was intended for in the first place, but clearly I was not the only one... referring to the home owner's organized clutter here. After all he's the one who had it on his fridge. Now since the "project" was filed away for later, I don't have one of "mine" to show you. So I went online and got a really sharp looking example of one. I got lots of hits for it, so I'm sure many of you have seen this particular thing before.... now enough buildup... click below to see what the fuck I'm talking about.... ;-)
-MissK
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Saturday, March 30, 2013
"Christine" Lives Again....
"Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say
about my car, eh bike. She's real sensitive."
Friday, March 29, 2013
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Bacon Strips To The Rescue
Like in the good old days...
Put a steak on it, well bacon in this case ;-)
~ Bacon can fix anyting ~
Sorry, you can't eat 'em :-(
Ice Bullets ~ Update
A little while ago I made a Post about Frozen Bullets.
Some of you have been asking where to find these Ice Trays.
So just letting y'all know they you can get them at Amazon,
and I'm sure at lots of other places too.
Cheers ;-)
Babes & Guns ~ Copycat Edition ;)
Basically "Stolen" from 2 Great Blogs...
See bottom for credit... now go check out the pics ;-)
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
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