I Can See Your Ass From Here....

~ It's My Life ~

Dog Diary ~ vs ~ Cat Diary

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

Thanks Angry for the link ;-)

A Lesson From History

Snatched this post from @SonofLiberty357  Twitter feed ;-)

~ Remembering D-Day : JUNE 6, 1944 ~

~ Good Men ~

And On The Seventh Day...

Have a Great Sunday :)

So Much More....

~ RESPECT ~

Let's Dance ~ Gunner Style

Love This :D

Best Way to Recharge...

~ Moving Forward ~

The wedding was beautiful. 

Young love is a wonderful thing <3

Grant me Serenity...

~ Taking a few minutes to check in ~

There's a few reasons why I've been MIA lately.

My daughter just got done her first year of University. She worked very hard

and I am very proud of her. So between exams and moving back home,

things have been kinda hectic around here.

But that's not even the biggest "event".... 

She's about to get married !!!

Like next weekend....

~ gulp ~

Happy Mother's Day

Sleep With One Eye Open...

"Hush little baby, don't say a word

And never mind that noise you heard

It's just the beasts under your bed

In your closet, in your head"

Problem Solved !! :D

~ The Simpler Bulkier Era ~

Do you miss it?

The Artist in Me Marvels @ This

~ Ball Point Pen Creation ~

There's a Dog in my Water??

The Moment You Realize...

Airport security "NO SCISSOR" rule really sucks!!!

Skirting That Fine Line

Between Revelation...

...And Bullshit ;-)

~ Sweet Dreams ~

Keep your nuts warm ;-)