Or the eight-track dude ;-)
~ Actual dating ads published in a Florida newspaper ~
SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. 
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FOXY LADY: 
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty in her 80s. I'm slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'). Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt, a plus. 
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WINNING SMILE: 
Active grandmother with original teeth, seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy. 
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BEATLES OR STONES? 
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick (or are now a groovy hen) let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes. 
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MEMORIES: 
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
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MINT CONDITION: 
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: 
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband. 
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. 
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. 
 
At least they know what they want...