Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Monday, December 17, 2012

Try It...

Show me what you got... ;-)


I would love to be a fly on the wall :D

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Monday, December 3, 2012

What A Mischievous Pussy.... ;)

Who knew... ;D


Just saw this over at Pissed and AngryMike's... 
had to Snatch.. ;-) 
Thanks for the laughs guys.. Love it!!

Got Some Funnies For Now...

Things are getting busier as the Holidays are approaching.. I'm not finding as much time as I'd like to post things :-( I owe you all some Hotties, they're staying warm on the back burner for now, got a Reader Gun Post in the works, Some personal stuff too, and of course some ~Fuck Obama~ shit....  I've got really cool emails from some readers that I wanna put out there, I wanna post those as much as I can, and some updates as far as my blog design goes. I'm letting y'all know so I keep myself accountable ;-)

Enjoy the funnies.... 
-MissK


Makes you wonder if these where not just a little bit intentional.. 

Thursday, November 29, 2012

"The World" According To Americans... LOL

I Found this Map on a French site, like "France" French :-)
I think it's pretty cute. It's very simplistic and "mostly" true...

Hey, they're saying Americans think Canada is "uninhabited"...
well except for my igloo ;-)
Thank God I have nice neighbors like you guys, 
or else I'd be all alone.



Hmm... so what else do you guys think about the world?? :-)

Translation, using THIS map of course.
Angel, that would be Père Noël, not Pare Noel... it's on the map girl.. ;-)  I translated your faves below... I'll add US and Canada.

What the Map says        Translation                 Real Name
État d'Amérique              USA                            USA
Encore l'Amérique          More US                     Alaska
Plus d'Amérique             Even more US            Hawaii 
inhabité                           uninhabited                Canada
Père Noël                       Santa                         The North Pole
Chochottes                     Wusses                      Europe
Animaux pour le zoo       Zoo Animal supplier    Africa

Translated the rest of the "colorful blobs" as Mike Miles put it..;-)
Ils font nos ménages et tondes nos pelouses = They do our housework and mow our lawns.

Le café vient de la je crois = Coffee comes from there I think.

La croisière s'amuse = Where cruise ships have fun.

Méchants = Bad people

Les bombes vont là = Bombs go there.

Communistes = Communist... dah!!

Télés et caméras = TVs and cameras

Ils fabriques nos trucs = They make our stuff

d'autres méchants = More bad people

Centres d'appels = Calling centers

froid = cold

Kangourous = Kangaroos  ...again, dah!!

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Saturday Funnies...

Assisted Parking....
...Turned Hit & Run




How to Confuse a Cop...

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Too Much Truth in this Scenario...

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. 
It puzzles me!!!


They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: 
"List all dependents?" I replied: 
12 million illegal immigrants
3 million crack heads
42 million unemployed people on food stamps
2 million people in over 243 prisons
Half of Mexico
and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

Hat Tip Goes to AngryMike... Good one ;-)

Don't Mess with This Kid ;)


Sweet Dreams....

Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Hearing their exchange, the pilot of Air Force One said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy."!!!!!!!!

Hat Tip to Boilerdoc

Monday, November 5, 2012

Bwah-hahahahahah!!!

Christmas gift idea for that special liberal on your list....


My first and probably not my last Snatch from Boilerdoc ;-) 
Love it!!

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Saturday, October 27, 2012

That's Inventive...

....Over here they just write "LOSER" on your forehead.