Chief Nose Wetter posted this a little while ago.
I dedicate it to all the ObamaVoters...
Karma's a bitch, it's sad we all have to eat your crow.
The Atheist & The Little Girl
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book.
~ FUCK OBAMA ~
Thanks Alot :P
Snatched from AngryMike ;-)
I went looking for a sheep sound to add here and found this...
He will teach us
how to make a "ship" sound.... ~snort~
I want to give that little girl a hug and buy her an ice cream cone.
ReplyDeleteROFLAMFLOL...
ReplyDeleteSome smart girl... And how true...
Most of these idiots graduate from college never knowing how to change the oil or a flat tire on their car yet they claim they know about God or it's lack of existence...
Yeah, them math, science, technology, biology courses were simply to hard for these half witted libtard. But that basket weaving "studies" degrees gives them all the qualifications to be part of the elite inteligencia, who determine if there is God or not, even if they don't know chit...
The "Atheist & the Little Girl" is a keeper...
Thanks...
Oh, and speaking of some forners struggling to pronounce "Sheep" and not "Ship"... We were in a ngo seminar in NYC few years back and the speaker was an old Turkish interior Minister. He too spoke the same way... He went through the whole speech talking about helping "ship" farming in certain providence of Turkey... It was as hilarious as this video and at times confusing...
ReplyDeletelolol...
He might say ship but damned if he doesn't sound just like a lamb.
ReplyDeleteMontanasmama
Great story!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to try weaving it into a conversation some day soon.