Or the eight-track dude ;-)
~ Actual dating ads published in a Florida newspaper ~
~ Actual dating ads published in a Florida newspaper ~
SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty in her 80s. I'm slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'). Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt, a plus. ----------------------------------------------------
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth, seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick (or are now a groovy hen) let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
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MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband.
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband.
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
At least they know what they want...
I'm old enough to have owned an 8 track.(And remember watching ALL the Gemini and Apollo space shots on a B&W TV with rabbit ears) I miss the 70's With the whole dorm smelling like weed, sweet young things in the men's showers and the whole seventh floor a commune. Ah! girls with the smell of clove cigiretts, pot and Boons Farm. I must be getting old---Ray
ReplyDeleteThanks for the "parspective", Ray ;-)
ReplyDeleteYeh. Gimmy a break . I have been up since three AM with a whinny epileptic dog, a little girl with the GI's, and a kitten who wants to eat my foot. The inside of My brain looks like the eye chart below this morning. OH POOR ME. I'd like some gouda and crackers with that wine ---Ray
ReplyDeleteHoney, I was being sincere.
ReplyDeleteI`d love to join you for a glass, if you bring havarti too ;-)
Well Ok My bad; On the good side Munchkin is basking in all day unlimited Daddy time. Mix the feral cat has stopped her "I'm a very small Tiger, and want to eat you" , but I think my dogs med's are makin' her trip like she just met Owsley at a dead show. What a Day! I'm REALLY glad nothing worse than Sally the headcase collie running through the house with Munchkins panties happened. Brandy and an early bed for Me. Bonne Nuit Cher----Ray
ReplyDeleteBonne nuit à toi aussi :-)
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