Debunked, Demolished, Staked through the heart
“Ninety-seven percent of scientists agree:
#climate change is real, man-made and dangerous.”
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Remember that statement, a while back, from some bloke on Twitter? What we now know with more than 97 per cent certainty that this guy – or whoever is in charge of running his Twitter account – is either willfully dishonest or woefully ill-informed.
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The “97 per cent” claim is an utter nonsense.
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You can be the biggest, most risible assclown in the history of junk statistics and pseudoscience but so long as you can somehow cobble together a half-way plausible paper, no matter how inept your methodology, which helps prop up the vast man-made global warming industry then you have it made: the President of the USA will Tweet you; your University will back you to the hilt; your colleagues will rally round you; you will get a very favourable write-up in the Guardian (and myriad other alarmist publications); your critics will be sidelined and ignored.
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~ FUCK OBAMA ~
I love the t-shirt and wholeheartedly agree with Buck Ofama so two thumbs up!
ReplyDeleteIn other news, Obama is much more successful at fucking us.
Of course ninety-seven percent of scientists agree that climate change is real. That's why they have to fake the data to convince us they're right!
ReplyDelete/sarc