You don't have to have a weapon to get the boy's attention. Simply download all the photos (close up's are best) of traumatic wounds( gun shots work best)into a photo album. Show it to him while you wait for your child to come "down" Tell him it what you did in "The War" . She'll still be a virgin when she gets home---Ray
When my little girl was dating I would bring the boys into my little "study" and show them my reloading presses and a few of the targets I had tacked to the wall. Seems to have worked, now I have her three boys callin' me Gramps, not to mention the other six boys and two girls from the other kids.
Of course I also promised my boys that if they ever assaulted a woman I would bury them and tell everyone they ran away with the carnival.
I didn't know that any of us were referred to as "gentlemen".
ReplyDeleteAs for bacon in my tummy, I am currently enjoying a breakfast of bacon and eggs! :-)
Bob
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1000 rounds of 5.56
ReplyDeleteis that love or what
I just checked. there's Canadian bacon and Jimmy Deans pork sausage in the fridge, but, it doesn't look like anybody but me is willing to cook it.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to have a weapon to get the boy's attention. Simply download all the photos (close up's are best) of traumatic wounds( gun shots work best)into a photo album. Show it to him while you wait for your child to come "down" Tell him it what you did in "The War" . She'll still be a virgin when she gets home---Ray
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you Miss K. As it happens, I did spend the day with my family, and we had a great time.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely love that pic.
When my little girl was dating I would bring the boys into my little "study" and show them my reloading presses and a few of the targets I had tacked to the wall. Seems to have worked, now I have her three boys callin' me Gramps, not to mention the other six boys and two girls from the other kids.
ReplyDeleteOf course I also promised my boys that if they ever assaulted a woman I would bury them and tell everyone they ran away with the carnival.
Of course y'all are gentlemen, and I have said it before Bob ;-)
ReplyDeleteGlad you're getting all the lovins you deserve Millwright ;-)
Well real men are known to be great cooks, and if you cook it Sarthurk, you can have as much as you like :-)
Very good tip Ray. I pity the fool who dares cross your Munchkin, she's in good hands ;-)
Glad to hear it Jess :-)
Good on you for teaching them "respect" Peter :-) Something that's a little too rare in the world today...