Larry: "Hey guys, how are you enjoying the party?" Friend 1: "Not baaahhaaahhaaaddd" Friend 2: "I'm just going along with the herd" Friend 3: "I won't pull the wool over your eyes, Larry, I've been to better parties" Friend 4: "I hope you didn't get fleeced on the drinks, Larry" Friend 5: "...this Sheep Dip tastes like chicken..." Friend 6: "Ewe sure know how to throw a party, Larry" Friend 7: "I'm glad I brought my Lambskin condoms, I'm hoping to get down with that mutton over there" Friend 8: "I hope Larry didn't invite his friend Wolfie over, we all remember what happened last time" Friend 9: "I'm here for the shear fun of it!" Friend 10: "See that Ram over there, he really lives up to his name"
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ReplyDeleteand Mohammad lived happily ever after
ReplyDeleteLarry: "Hey guys, how are you enjoying the party?"
ReplyDeleteFriend 1: "Not baaahhaaahhaaaddd"
Friend 2: "I'm just going along with the herd"
Friend 3: "I won't pull the wool over your eyes, Larry, I've been to better parties"
Friend 4: "I hope you didn't get fleeced on the drinks, Larry"
Friend 5: "...this Sheep Dip tastes like chicken..."
Friend 6: "Ewe sure know how to throw a party, Larry"
Friend 7: "I'm glad I brought my Lambskin condoms, I'm hoping to get down with that mutton over there"
Friend 8: "I hope Larry didn't invite his friend Wolfie over, we all remember what happened last time"
Friend 9: "I'm here for the shear fun of it!"
Friend 10: "See that Ram over there, he really lives up to his name"
"I did it all because I LOVE ewe!"
ReplyDelete"Am I a lucky guy, or what!
ReplyDeleteWyo . Pimp
ReplyDeleteDate night is going to be very interesting dear.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see this.
ReplyDelete"Welcome to my orgy."