CNN Anchors Pretend They're Having A "Satellite Interview"
Even Though They're In The Same Parking Lot.
“Sorry, we’re experiencing a delay in the broadcast while we both wait for this bus to go by.”
"It seems that Grace and Banfield are sitting in the same parking lot, facing in the same direction, and judging by the speed of the vehicles in their shots, they cannot be sitting more than 30 feet away from each other. Yet, they're behaving as if the are on opposite sides of the world. Here's an artist's representation of the warp in space time punditry."
"We understand, though. When a major crime story like the Cleveland Kidnapping breaks, you have to send in Nancy Grace. However, since Nancy Grace is a poorly-medicated vengeance demon who’s always just a bad morning away from ending up on her own show, you also send in a real anchor with whom she can “correspond.” Unfortunately, it’s hard to get shooting permits in Cleveland on short notice, so you set up in the same parking lot. Do us a favor, CNN, just put them next to each other and have them talk into each other’s faces instead of relaying their words through satellites to come back down 30 feet away like we’re idiots."
This was the first post I read this morning and I laughed my fucking ass off...
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ReplyDeleteNOw that is hilarious...
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By all means Craig... ;-)
ReplyDeletethis is great - outstanding, in fact - - but what about my own favorite phenomenon? When a local news station sends one of their reporters out to do a remote story, and they are standing outside of a dark office building, school or courthouse where the 'story' happened eight hours before? It's being broadcast live at 11:00 at night and the lead-in says, "The jury returned their verdict in this courthouse only a few hours ago..."
ReplyDeleteWhat??? Why do we need someone to stand outside in the dark or rain, telling us about something that happened much earlier?