I Found this Map on a French site, like "France" French :-)
I think it's pretty cute. It's very simplistic and "mostly" true...
Hey, they're saying Americans think Canada is "uninhabited"...
well except for my igloo ;-)
Thank God I have nice neighbors like you guys,
or else I'd be all alone.
Hmm... so what else do you guys think about the world?? :-)
Translation, using THIS map of course.
Translated the rest of the "colorful blobs" as Mike Miles put it..;-)
Ils font nos ménages et tondes nos pelouses = They do our housework and mow our lawns.
Le café vient de la je crois = Coffee comes from there I think.
La croisière s'amuse = Where cruise ships have fun.
Méchants = Bad people
Les bombes vont là = Bombs go there.
Communistes = Communist... dah!!
Télés et caméras = TVs and cameras
Ils fabriques nos trucs = They make our stuff
d'autres méchants = More bad people
Centres d'appels = Calling centers
froid = cold
Kangourous = Kangaroos ...again, dah!!
Translation, using THIS map of course.
Angel, that would be Père Noël, not Pare Noel... it's on the map girl.. ;-) I translated your faves below... I'll add US and Canada.
What the Map says Translation Real Name
État d'Amérique USA USA
Encore l'Amérique More US Alaska
Plus d'Amérique Even more US Hawaii
inhabité uninhabited Canada
Père Noël Santa The North Pole
Chochottes Wusses Europe
Animaux pour le zoo Zoo Animal supplier Africa
Translated the rest of the "colorful blobs" as Mike Miles put it..;-)
Ils font nos ménages et tondes nos pelouses = They do our housework and mow our lawns.
Le café vient de la je crois = Coffee comes from there I think.
La croisière s'amuse = Where cruise ships have fun.
Méchants = Bad people
Les bombes vont là = Bombs go there.
Communistes = Communist... dah!!
Télés et caméras = TVs and cameras
Ils fabriques nos trucs = They make our stuff
d'autres méchants = More bad people
Centres d'appels = Calling centers
froid = cold
Kangourous = Kangaroos ...again, dah!!
My three favorite regions are Pare Noel, Chochottes and animaux pour le zoo. :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd we ALL know the nicest (and since you guys have a kickass Prime Minister now)coolest kids live in Canada.
Care to translate?
ReplyDeleteI'm asking because I never had the slightest notion to learn a language the sounds like you're straining on the Thunder-Throne.
KurtP... You are now officially the first commenter to make my jaw drop... I can't believe you just that... how rude :P You must be drunk...
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I do care to translate... but I'll have fun doing it with people that like to play french, eh nice ;-)
Have you ever "really" listened to the French language when it wasn't clear what the words were?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry I'm not really offended.. much :P
ReplyDeleteDo you understand "some" french?
And if you're referring to France French, it's totally different then Canadian French.
LOL. Made my day...and I love Son of Liberty's map too.
ReplyDeleteWhat are all those colorful blobs around the US?
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