MissK's World...

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Beards Are Awesome ~ MissK Style :)

A few facts on the matter...

The Perks of Canadian Weather

...and apartment living :/

When you, and all the neighbors have been shoveling since the wee hours, yet everyone is still buried under piles of snow. And of course, the plow has us last on the list. Fun times. Someday, soon I hope, I'll be relocating to a much warmer place ;-)

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Call Waiting ~ Obama Phone Style

Seems Legit

I'll Think About it...

One of the Reasons I Love America

~ Absolute Bliss ~

Monday, December 8, 2014

That and Fresh Baked Bread...

Bacon does too, well not the ground part :D

What else?

Good Morning :)

I wonder how many of you do this in the mirror...

Sunday, December 7, 2014

"Winning Smile" it is...

Or the eight-track dude ;-)

~ Actual dating ads published in a Florida newspaper ~

SERENITY NOW:

I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
----------------------------------------------------

FOXY LADY:

Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty in her 80s. I'm slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'). Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt, a plus.
----------------------------------------------------
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth, seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
----------------------------------------------------
BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick (or are now a groovy hen) let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
----------------------------------------------------
MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

----------------------------------------------------
MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

----------------------------------------------------
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband.
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

At least they know what they want...